i am a cheap jap!

* 365 Cats 2009 Calendar

Ref. Amazon.co.jp: 365 Cats 2009 Calendar (Page-A-Day Color Calendar 2009): Workman Publishing

* hamburg steak

I cooked a hamburg steak.

It's too big.

* nou-nai-maker

I used the nounai-maker.
The nounai-maker generates your brain's image.

My brain's image is

Let's generate your brain's image. -> nounai-maker (in Japanese)